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Definitions by thechadman412

Horseboy 

Someone who rides cows. The opposite of a cowboy, who rides horses.
Person 1: Look at that cowboy riding that cow!
Person 2: No, a person who rides cows is called a horseboy.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Ask whoever came up with the idea that someone who rides horses is called a cowboy.
Horseboy by thechadman412 July 13, 2023

Deep Fried Pickle 

See Trojan Horse. They look like chicken nuggets, but don't be fooled. If you look REALLY close, you can tell that they are wolves in sheep's clothing. For some reason, no matter where I look online, I don't see anyone having a problem with them, which boggles my mind. The issue isn't even the fact that they're pickles, it's the fact that they look so god damn similar to chicken nuggets. Like, fuck, either make them easier to identify or explicitly make sure that the one about to eat them knows what they are. I swear it's some sick joke.

This kinda stuff is why I have trust issues.
Before eating the "chicken nuggets":
Oooh! Some chicken nuggets!
After eating what turned out to be deep fried pickles:
Why is the world so cruel...
amogus
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amogus by thechadman412 March 10, 2021
The browser everyone should use. Its faster than Google Chrome, great for privacy, and also doesn't devour your ram.
I downloaded Firefox on both my phone and my laptop.
Firefox by thechadman412 January 15, 2021

Google Chrome 

An overrated web browser that everyone uses for some reason. Its slow, it spies on you and its really heavy on RAM.

Everyone should switch to Firefox, a faster browser that doesn't track your every move.
Guy 1 (Average Joe): Ugh why is Google Chrome taking so long to load
Guy 2: Why don't you switch to Firefox? Its faster
Guy 1: Because I can't use Google services then
Guy 2: What makes you think they don't work in Firefox?
Guy 1: Okay then I'll download it right now
Google Chrome by thechadman412 January 2, 2021
A family friendly website that works as an alternative to YouTube. You can find a variety of videos on the platform such as cooking videos, love stories, and Fortnite videos. This is the preferred platform to YouTube for many people, especially 13 year old males.
I showed my 7 year old son PornHub today. He seems to like it.
Pornhub by thechadman412 December 18, 2020

Meat Juice 

That white stuff that comes out of your dick
I just splattered Meat Juice everywhere
Meat Juice by thechadman412 December 1, 2020