Definitions by McShlammer

Fried Pickle 

a sunburnt penis

Yewouch I slapped my fried pickle

Fried Pickle by McShlammer July 5, 2023

Zombie Carrot

A penis after a string has been tied around the base of the shaft so it loses circulation and takes on a blueish hue.

Mark: hey man how was your night?
Dave: pretty awesome, I turned my penis into a zombie carrot

Zombie Carrot by McShlammer February 9, 2023