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Zombie Carrot

A penis after a string has been tied around the base of the shaft so it loses circulation and takes on a blueish hue.
Mark: hey man how was your night?
Dave: pretty awesome, I turned my penis into a zombie carrot
by McShlammer February 9, 2023
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Fried Pickle

a sunburnt penis
Yewouch I slapped my fried pickle
by McShlammer July 5, 2023
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