Fried Ricer
"Fried Ricer is the coolest cat around. But don't push his buttons, he'll make sure you go home crying to Donald ronald nagger duck" - E-Knox
Fried Ricer by John Kerry 08 October 28, 2008
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Egg fried rice
The easiest food to make you only need egg, fried and rice if you can't do it u fuck up u parents are going to disown u!
Egg fried rice by little blue blob January 22, 2021
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Fried Rice
Despite all the other sexual and racist definitions of this word, Fried Rice is just another type of Asian food.
Fried Rice by DaPwettyPwincess September 3, 2018
shrimp fried rice
shrimp fried rice by brodge December 21, 2021
Special Fried Rice
A cock infection that makes your dick look like it's been dipped in special fried rice.
The male version of bluewaffle disease.
The male version of bluewaffle disease.
Special Fried Rice by Biomech April 4, 2010
bat fried rice
bat fried rice by fjlskefu April 22, 2020
Egg fried rice
Egg fried rice by Tilt April 5, 2019
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