Fried Ricer

Worlds most amazing Foodon, beat the game battle toads on first attempt, and worlds best camper

"Fried Ricer is the coolest cat around. But don't push his buttons, he'll make sure you go home crying to Donald ronald nagger duck" - E-Knox

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Egg fried rice

The easiest food to make you only need egg, fried and rice if you can't do it u fuck up u parents are going to disown u!

haiyaa why u use saucepan to cook rice. Your Egg fried rice is gonna be wet and sticky haiyaa

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Despite all the other sexual and racist definitions of this word, Fried Rice is just another type of Asian food.

The Chinese restaurant across the street has some AMAZING Fried Rice.

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So you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice...?
(Shrimp fried rice)

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A cock infection that makes your dick look like it's been dipped in special fried rice.

The male version of bluewaffle disease.

"So I went down on him and his wang was covered in special fried rice"

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A lapse in judgement that results in one's resignation or firing.

Dude! That Tweet was total bat fried rice! I'm going to miss you around the office...

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Callum identifies as egg fried rice. Callum is odd

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