Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a
whore by way of extension..."
Iam "Hey, you hear about that
french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"
Hym "Yeah, I did! That was
crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough
dick? That is wild."
Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity
test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"
Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"
Iam ☺️
Hym "Now get back to work!"
Iam 😑
