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French Door 

When you french kiss a girl without touching lips or swapping spit... just slapping tongues on the outside.
I totally didnt make out with Taylor but I gave her the french door
French Door by JDizz Beeyatch April 6, 2019

French door

A double door where only 1 door has two handles on each side, and a door with no handles. Commonly, the inactive door (no handles) has something on the side of the door to open that door.
You: "Why doesn't this door open?"
Friend: "That's a French door. Open the other one."

French door knob 

When you insert your balls into a woman's vaginal opening whilst she performs fellatio upon your phallic organ. Requires years of yoga training.
Chris: Dude, I hooked up with some chick last night, got a french door knob from her.

Misha: Dude! She had a mustache!

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Back Door French Kiss 

A Back Door French Kiss is when one person places their own anus against someone else's anus and then proceeds to defecate into the other's anus.
Me and my girl did some back door french kissing last night!

French Doorknob 

An acrobatic sexual act, achieved by a gentleman inserting his testicles and scrotum into a lady's vagina and having her simultaneously perform oral sex on him.
"...but Sarah, she was dirty as hell. Gave me a French Doorknob on our first night together. Anyway, will the jury please deliver its verdict?"