french door
french door by jmanaskew June 17, 2013
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French Door
When you french kiss a girl without touching lips or swapping spit... just slapping tongues on the outside.
French Door by JDizz Beeyatch April 6, 2019
French door
A double door where only 1 door has two handles on each side, and a door with no handles. Commonly, the inactive door (no handles) has something on the side of the door to open that door.
French door by Arch's Word Museum May 15, 2026
French door knob
When you insert your balls into a woman's vaginal opening whilst she performs fellatio upon your phallic organ. Requires years of yoga training.
Chris: Dude, I hooked up with some chick last night, got a french door knob from her.
Misha: Dude! She had a mustache!
Misha: Dude! She had a mustache!
French door knob by dionarapthevicious August 14, 2009
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(synonym)
To get an audiences attention.
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Back Door French Kiss
A Back Door French Kiss is when one person places their own anus against someone else's anus and then proceeds to defecate into the other's anus.
Back Door French Kiss by Scunt_McGravy September 28, 2018
French Doorknob
An acrobatic sexual act, achieved by a gentleman inserting his testicles and scrotum into a lady's vagina and having her simultaneously perform oral sex on him.
"...but Sarah, she was dirty as hell. Gave me a French Doorknob on our first night together. Anyway, will the jury please deliver its verdict?"
French Doorknob by TherapeuticKyle March 16, 2009
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