french door 

Sliding a woman's panties to the side instead of removing them, prior to a sexual act.

I pulled her skirt up, opened her french door, and went to town!

french door by jmanaskew June 17, 2013

French Door 

When you french kiss a girl without touching lips or swapping spit... just slapping tongues on the outside.

I totally didnt make out with Taylor but I gave her the french door

French Door by JDizz Beeyatch April 6, 2019

French door knob 

When you insert your balls into a woman's vaginal opening whilst she performs fellatio upon your phallic organ. Requires years of yoga training.

Chris: Dude, I hooked up with some chick last night, got a french door knob from her.

Misha: Dude! She had a mustache!

French door knob by dionarapthevicious August 14, 2009

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To get an audiences attention.
Like really.

809L Bespoke AI Family Hub™ + French Door Refrigerator - SRF9900BFH (NEW) RF71DB9956QDSA Please listen up!

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Back Door French Kiss 

A Back Door French Kiss is when one person places their own anus against someone else's anus and then proceeds to defecate into the other's anus.

Me and my girl did some back door french kissing last night!

Back Door French Kiss by Scunt_McGravy September 28, 2018

French Doorknob 

An acrobatic sexual act, achieved by a gentleman inserting his testicles and scrotum into a lady's vagina and having her simultaneously perform oral sex on him.

"...but Sarah, she was dirty as hell. Gave me a French Doorknob on our first night together. Anyway, will the jury please deliver its verdict?"

French Doorknob by TherapeuticKyle March 16, 2009

French Doorbell

Occurs when a man poops on a girls chest and then sticks the poop up her nose. She then proceeds to give him a blow job and, before he cums, he punches her in the head so that the cum comes out of her nose. BUT WAIT!!! The cum can't come out of her nose because there is poopy in the way. So, at this point the man is pretty grossed out and proceeds to throw up on the girl's chest. In an attempt to calm down, the man smokes a cigar in the girls vagina. Lastly, he will pick up a Colt .45, shoot her, and then shoot himself.

We gather here today in memory of Bob and Jess. However, we should take comfort in knowing that they died happy... In the process of performing a French Doorbell.

French Doorbell by Stysko Dyk April 14, 2011