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Freeianne 

Freeianne is a social butterfly. She is fun, spontaneous and kind. Clearly the type of person you’d definitely want to be friends with. She talks a lot, eats a lot and goes out a lot. Freeianne is a friend that cries with you, laughs with you, texts you until 2am and would share her honest opinions when you mess up. Besides being beautiful and tall, she’s also one of the smartest people you’ll probably ever meet. That’s why you know she’ll achieve greater heights. However, just like everyone else, she’s had her fair share of ups and downs in which she too, battles against her inner demons. Nonetheless, she manages to keep a smile on her face everyday. So if you ever meet a freeianne, remember to give her lots of love because she deserves nothing but happiness.
A friend who likes to drink a lot is Freeianne.
Freeianne by alonelygal November 23, 2021
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Freeranger 

Is a person who is part of a New Zealand group of badass women. Who band together and defy societal norms by practising the ideal values of; acceptance, freedom, understanding, independence, unconditional love and support.
Did you see that chick dancing so free and wild? Yeah she must be a Freeranger”.
Freeranger by Dr Drake Ramore August 28, 2019

freelance whales 

they're a pretty great indie band from the great state of NY. awesome tracks are: Hannah, generator 1st floor, and ghosting. to name just a few. very creative/quirky lyrics. everyone in the band sings and plays an instrument. extremely underrated & worth listening to.
man, have you heard of the album weathervanes by freelance whales? it's pretty rad.

when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.

Freelance Whales = just sweet.

Freelance Police 

A team (preferably a duo) hired by a police commissioner (preferably not seen) to take on cases and jobs (preferably none anyone in their right mind would do) for a meager wage (preferably in Hostess snack food and non-bootleg corndogs).

Only wisecracking overzealous crime stoppers fill this job. They are found loitering near convenience stores, have wanton disregard to the rules of the road, and take random things as "evidence". Cases handed to them always get done, but probably not in a way people expect them to be solved.
Person 1: Did you know Freelance Police curse in long hand?

Person 2: Well, semicolon apostrophe hyphen comma good for them!

peeance freeance 

A phrase made up by Dubya, used to refer to Iraq. From context, it apparently has a positive connotation, but is distinct in meaning from "secure". Most likely means something to the effect of "peaceful and free".
A peeance freeance secure Iraq in the midst of the Middle East will have enormous historical impact.
peeance freeance by cazort May 26, 2006

Freelance Campaigner 

An individual working for a political campaign with no political affiliations whatsoever. They get paid in cold hard cash and frequently work for multiple campaigns simultaneously.
My bro's a freelance campaigner and made $2500 working for a Senate campaign and voted for the other guy.
Freelance Campaigner by JerseyJoe6262 September 25, 2010

Sluggy Freelance 

The greatest webcomic on the face of the earth. Associated with phrases like 'is it not nifty' and 'worship the comic'. located at www.sluggy.com
Sluggy Freelance by Alecat June 25, 2003