Free-birding

The act of killing a bird with your bare hands, freezing it and then using it as a dildo

I was bored so I started free-birding

Free-birding by Kux July 9, 2025

Free Birding 

When a woman isn`t wearing a very important part of her lady wear. Usually from the top area. Usually done by unappealing ladies.

Classmate: Eew Mrs. So and So is Free Birding Today!
Other Classmate: I knoe I hate it when she does that.

Free Birding by mifftastic_:P June 15, 2009

Free Birding 

Playing Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd in any Turntable.fm lobby regardless of the lobby's genre.

1. Oh god. That guy's Free Birding. Boot him off stage.

2. Anyone up for some Free Birding?

3.

(Person 1 starts playing Free Bird)

Person 1) I'M FREE AS A BIRD NOW

Person 2) OH MY GOD HE'S FREE BIRDING

Person 3) BOOT HIM

Person 4) I love it when people start Free Birding this lobby.

For a full description of the song Free Bird, See KICK ASS

Free Birding by FREE BIRD REVOLUTION December 23, 2012

Free Birding an Intersection 

When a driver accelerates through a yellow light knowing full well that shit will turn red before they get in the intersection. If done properly, the driver will end up running a red light.

Often, passengers will scream "FREE BIIIIIIRD!" for the duration of the intersection.

See also: Pennsylvania Left, Pittsburgh Left

"Dude I nearly died today, some jagoff was Free Birding an Intersection during rushour!"
"No way, was that the 3 car pileup at North and Main?"
"No, that guy was making a Pennsylvania Left."

Free Birding an Intersection by lordg52 June 9, 2022

Free Birdin' It

The act of doing something over and over to the point of annoyance; Hence the song "Free Bird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd being played on the radio too much from 1973 - 1974.

Dude, Mike is Free Birdin' it last night. He said lit like 300 times.

Free Birdin' It by schwifty90 May 8, 2017

Free Birdin' (Burden) 

When your last child moves from home to go to college leaving the parents alone for the first time in years to explore the freedom and bliss of their next stage in life. Happier version of "Empty Nesters" which elicits a connotation of sadness and loss which is the opposite of a couple who is Free Birdin'

Mom and Dad are Free Birdin' (Burden) in Mexico...again. They so seem happy and more relaxed since I left for college. I wonder why?

Free Birdin' (Burden) by Bruno's Frank May 16, 2023

Freebording 

Snowboarding on the pavement. A Skateboard that slides like a snowboard on the pavement.

Supa Mang's freebording skills make's his stylish slides on his freebord look sick. Granny replyed it looks like he is snowboarding.

visit www.freebord.com

Freebording by Supa Mang May 5, 2006