Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "
eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "
basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still
safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it,
right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the
world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you'
re served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!
Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This
always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (
2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-
sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.
