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freakybob 

This who calls u wen you tryna get ๐’‡๐’“๐’†๐’‚๐’Œ๐’š๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘….
๐’‡๐’“๐’†๐’‚๐’Œ๐’šbob is calling ... I'm ready I'm ready ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜™... freakybob wants u 2 pull up right about now .. man i luuv someone readin this rn๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…
freakybob by thalamus.eater April 15, 2024
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freakybob 

freakybob is freaky donโ€™t answer his calls unless u wan get freaky with bobby ๐Ÿ‘…
Freakybob: โ€œcallsโ€
Timmy: oh no! should i get freaky? ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…
freakybob by imabusssss11333 June 19, 2024

๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚bob

An entity that will call you and make you pick up the phone, baby. Yeaaaah. He knows you are home, baby. Yeaaah. Heโ€™s a block of cheese that turns into a block of ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด by night. Good riddance, ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚bob. If ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚bob calls you, donโ€™t pick up the phone, baby.
Man 1: Whoโ€™s calling me at this hour?
Man 1: Oh hell nah!
๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚bob: Hey, itโ€™s ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚bob. Why arenโ€™t you picking up my calls? ๐Ÿ‘…

Extra Freakybob Pay 

One of the many brainrot paying methods that have seeped into peopleโ€™s brains
โ€œHey do you accept extra freakybob pay?โ€
โ€œNo get tf out of my store before you get a skibidi thrashingโ€
Extra Freakybob Pay by sonixflix December 30, 2024

Freakybummer 

A freakybummer is someone who has an uhhealthy interest in the Hoff and all Hoff related subjects. He can normally be found sporting a leather jacket, speedo's and cowboy boots while at the same time 'striking a pose' and whistling 'hooked on a feeling'
Dammit your a freakybummer!!
Freakybummer by Trunkmonkey! June 9, 2008

Freakbook 

An individual with tendency toward excessive or irrational suspiciousness and distrustfulness of Facebook.
John wouldn't put his real name on Facebook, what a freakbook!
Freakbook by Dom Mass August 14, 2010
From the combination of freak and knob, this term is used to define the level of a person's weirdness.
Mary likes to suck on her own toes at night. Her freaknob is set at 10!
freaknob by Ernst Schneider August 5, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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