An entity that will call you and make you pick up the phone, baby. Yeaaaah. He knows you are home, baby. Yeaaah. He’s a block of cheese that turns into a block of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 by night. Good riddance, 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂bob. If 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂bob calls you, don’t pick up the phone, baby.

Man 1: Who’s calling me at this hour?
Man 1: Oh hell nah!
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂bob: Hey, it’s 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂bob. Why aren’t you picking up my calls? 👅

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂bob by Quandale deringle September 16, 2024

Extra Freakybob Pay

One of the many brainrot paying methods that have seeped into people’s brains

“Hey do you accept extra freakybob pay?”
“No get tf out of my store before you get a skibidi thrashing”

Extra Freakybob Pay by sonixflix December 30, 2024

Freakybummer

A freakybummer is someone who has an uhhealthy interest in the Hoff and all Hoff related subjects. He can normally be found sporting a leather jacket, speedo's and cowboy boots while at the same time 'striking a pose' and whistling 'hooked on a feeling'

Dammit your a freakybummer!!

Freakybummer by Trunkmonkey! June 9, 2008

Freakbook

An individual with tendency toward excessive or irrational suspiciousness and distrustfulness of Facebook.

John wouldn't put his real name on Facebook, what a freakbook!

Freakbook by Dom Mass August 14, 2010

freaknob

From the combination of freak and knob, this term is used to define the level of a person's weirdness.

Mary likes to suck on her own toes at night. Her freaknob is set at 10!

freaknob by Ernst Schneider August 5, 2003

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026