Frappo

term for a slow coffee shop employee

This guy is such a frappo! There are 8 people in line and he hasn't even touched the register.

by Aimee-kate April 30, 2008

Fappopotamus

Also known as the Fap King. The Fappopotamus typically resides in the Fap Cave. Leaving only to forage for food and water. The Fappopotamus lives only to Fap.

Justin, the Fappopotamus, can be heard fapping in the fap cave, all day long. Sometimes late at night when it is really quiet... you can hear the Fappopotamus... fapping... fap fap fap

by Dark Phantom December 12, 2012

Frapping

The sound a speaker makes when it’s blown. A combination of static, and distorted sound.

That speaker is frapping out, it sounds terrible.

by LeiaYui September 17, 2020

Capt. Frappalone

The Pineapple King of the Galapagos

I ran in to Capt. Frappalone at the K-Mart

by His first mate August 24, 2008

fappo

War cry declared right before collision with an object. Similar to "cowabunga," "oh shit" and that George of the Jungle yell which-I'll-be-damned-if-I-can-spell-out.

The term was made famous on the internet by a photoshopped Spider-Man comic strip in which our hero mistakes an overturned truck for his long-term arch-nemesis and proceeds to assault the truck by rope-swinging straight into the side of it.

Spidey: "My doctor's retarded. I don't have a brain tumor...say, if it isn't my old arch-nemesis, a truck!"

Narr: SPIDER-MAN GIVES CHASE!

(Spider-Man swings down toward the truck)

Spidey: "Fappo!"

(Spider-Man collides with truck)

by Siegfried Zaga May 22, 2005

cuban frappe

To piss in a coffee cup, eg. frappe or starbucks cup

- Dude you really did a Cuban Frappe into a starbucks?
- I am not telling you about the process.

by str4t0s March 22, 2023

frappajappajooza

A fictional Starbucks drink... usually the blue Gatorade poured into a Starbucks cup... used too fool others and to embarrass the HELL out of your friends when they order...

“What drink is that?”
It’s ok the secret menu. It’s called the frappajappajooza.”

by Dijontrump5678 February 25, 2018