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Fappopotamus 

Also known as the Fap King. The Fappopotamus typically resides in the Fap Cave. Leaving only to forage for food and water. The Fappopotamus lives only to Fap.
Justin, the Fappopotamus, can be heard fapping in the fap cave, all day long. Sometimes late at night when it is really quiet... you can hear the Fappopotamus... fapping... fap fap fap
Fappopotamus by Dark Phantom December 12, 2012
Related Words

Frapping 

The sound a speaker makes when it’s blown. A combination of static, and distorted sound.
That speaker is frapping out, it sounds terrible.
Frapping by LeiaYui September 17, 2020

Capt. Frappalone 

I ran in to Capt. Frappalone at the K-Mart
War cry declared right before collision with an object. Similar to "cowabunga," "oh shit" and that George of the Jungle yell which-I'll-be-damned-if-I-can-spell-out.

The term was made famous on the internet by a photoshopped Spider-Man comic strip in which our hero mistakes an overturned truck for his long-term arch-nemesis and proceeds to assault the truck by rope-swinging straight into the side of it.
Spidey: "My doctor's retarded. I don't have a brain tumor...say, if it isn't my old arch-nemesis, a truck!"

Narr: SPIDER-MAN GIVES CHASE!

(Spider-Man swings down toward the truck)

Spidey: "Fappo!"

(Spider-Man collides with truck)
fappo by Siegfried Zaga May 22, 2005

cuban frappe 

To piss in a coffee cup, eg. frappe or starbucks cup
- Dude you really did a Cuban Frappe into a starbucks?
- I am not telling you about the process.
cuban frappe by str4t0s March 22, 2023

frappajappajooza 

A fictional Starbucks drink... usually the blue Gatorade poured into a Starbucks cup... used too fool others and to embarrass the HELL out of your friends when they order...
“What drink is that?”
It’s ok the secret menu. It’s called the frappajappajooza.”
frappajappajooza by Dijontrump5678 February 25, 2018