Francesco Shontelly 

The assistant to notorious terrorist Al Shizaba. His weapons include a water gun that is sometimes loaded with hydrochloric acid and a corn cob that has been sharpened to the point where it can penetrate skin on contact (it is considered a lethal weapon by Victoria Police). He is responsible for the death of Victoria Police Officer Alex Ferguson, and is known for being poked in the eye by Geoff Collins, an Australian Government official.

"Francesco Shontelly was spotted in Geelong the other day."

"Geelong? What the fuck's he doing in bloody Geelong?"

Francesco Shontelly by F.G. KOB June 1, 2022

Francisco S 

Some one pretending to have something they dont

U r francisco s

Francisco S by Dumb peples June 10, 2018

francesca’s eyebrows 

literally drawn on sticks

person one: oh have you see francesca lately?
person two: oh yeah. francesca’s eyebrows are so fake

francesca’s eyebrows by hesstruck69 November 27, 2019

San Francisco Sheet Cake 

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.

I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

San Francisco Sheet Cake by Samsquanche July 8, 2015

san francisco spider 

The most intimate way for two people, usually two men, to ride a motorcycle at the same time. Allows for not only maximum enjoyment and thrill of riding a motorcycle, but also of whichever Twink you might be hung up on at the same time. Its really quite simple, the operator of the motorcycle rides the motorcycle like normal, but his passenger, who usually would ride behind him (allowing for a reach around and or light nipple play) rides in front of the driver, facing him. The possibilities that this opens up for further enjoyment of motorcycle riding are endless.

Jaun and I rode the motorcycle down to the beach last night, and we rode San Francisco Spider the whole way, you wouldn't believe hot it was frotting on the highway.

san francisco spider by saddestbro February 1, 2019

San Francisco Speedbump 

When you hit a bump in the road while driving and go flying through the air. Meanwhile, your passenger unknowingly slips a dildo under your ass, spearing you as you land back on your seat.

I hit a giant pothole on the highway, and before I knew it, the gay hitchhiker I picked up had given me the San Francisco Speedbump.

San Francisco Speedbump by Blumper Decker Dactyl September 15, 2011

san francisco standoff 

When two adult heterosexual males grab each other’s genitalia in an attempt to see who can tolerate the groping the longest.

Moondog had a San Francisco Standoff with his publisher in the movie “The Beach Bum”.

san francisco standoff by LoveJuice November 4, 2020