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Frampong 

A word used to describe people, (generally females) of a particularly large nature, that somewhat resemble trolls and/or ogres. They are predominantly overweight, considerably hairier than the standard human, and tend to have a brutish appearance and demeanour. It has been stipulated that they are a devolved form, and in some cases, subjects have been seen using their knuckles for support when walking, much like a gorilla. Other incidents include the creatures capturing and dragging their victims back to their dwellings by their hair.
Jay: Mate check out the Frampong over there, it looks like she's about to "Hulk Smash" that bus full of nuns.

Simon: Shit! Can you smell that?

Will: *Choking* Must be the Frampong we just walked past. They say she's got a spicy bumhole.
Frampong by Matttard December 16, 2012
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Framping 

Constant activity resulting in very little progress due to methanphetamine use.
Jane was out framping in the shop all night
Framping by G1ng3rsnap August 28, 2018
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Frimpong 

The most awesome person you'll ever meet. A near mystical being who combines good humor, sensitivity and pure muscle mass in one earth-defying body.
Girl A: Oh My God!! Who's the hottie by the bar?
Girl B: I Don't Know, but he looks like a total frimpong.
Frimpong by Word-^_^-Up June 17, 2011

Frimponged 

Opposite of Dench.

Something you say when you go for pre-drinks but don't make it out. "Mate, I saw you last night - you were completely frimponged!"

When you lost a fight or other competitive sport.

Another word to explicitly describe Aiden Gregory.
"Stay dench or get frimponged"

Mate, I was going for a left hook on this dude, but his mate got me first and then I got frimponged.

"Did you see the United, Arsenal game?"
"No, but I hear Arsenal got frimponged!"
Frimponged by Rehabilitated Bloke February 24, 2013

Frimponged 

to Wreak destruction on an opposing player or
to thoroughly dominate or 'own' someone in non compromising fashion
As I chased the ball, Out of the blue I got totally Frimponged
I got Frimponged from behind

"Yes officer I was completely Frimponged by that beast
Frimponged by IOD..Gooner August 26, 2011

Framping 

Camping in between sessions of Frolf. The camping sessions, as well as the games of Frolf, are characterized by heavy drinking & smoking while talking about cheeseburgers, beer and boobs.
You: Want to go framping this weekend?

Me: I would be an asshole if I didn't want to.
Framping by J Train! June 12, 2010
A crazed child, usually retarded, who attempts to sell drugs and other materials such as wood shavings and tropical birds. A "Frampon" is usually seen doing door to door sales.
That Frampon sold me half a kilogram of gravel last night for my porch.
Frampon by Edward Kisby December 29, 2006
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Me: Poggers!
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