fag + luggage
The faggoty luggage with the little wheels and the little faggoty handle that
pathetic fucking faggots and fat
lazy dipshits wheel around the airport, taking up more space than their fat asses while they lumber down the concourse, or
slow the embarking or 'deplaning' of an economy flight with the legion of old idiots who take 10 minutes each to walk down the goddamn ramp and thru the aisles and then an additional 5 minutes to get their flabby, atrophied muscles to lift their queer little suitcase-on-wheels-with-a-handle into the overhead compartment (because they
don't fit under the seat in front, plus they need all that room for their fat fucking
feet), all because they are too goddamn
lazy to pick up a suitcase or backpack and fucking CARRY IT.
To friend on
cell phone: "These 2
docker-clad pole-smokers are in my way, towing their little faggage along behind them, TAKING UP ALL THE
GODDAMN SPACE ON THE MOTHERFUCKING WALKWAY WHILE PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO GET TO THEIR COCKSUCKING GATES. YOU NUTGOBBLING ASSCLOWNS!"