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Pocket-looking imitations on jackets/coats/pants that seem useful in storing various items such as cold hands or an appetizing sandwich but in truth are just decorative flaps on the outside sewn up in a fashion similar to the appearance of real pockets.
Troyka: "Hey, can I store my brand new flabulator in your pocket?"
Ronald: "Sorry dude, it's a focket."

My grandma died the other day due to an insufficient amount of heat to her hands. This was due to the abundance of fockets on her brand new pigeon coat she was wearing. My friend Mark gladly gave her a pearl necklace in honor of her death.
Fockets by Travis Burgess September 6, 2005
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foosketball 

A sports created by and for the Gods, combining football, basketball, and ultimate frisbee. Like in ultimate frisbee, a player cannot move with the ball. However, instead of a frisbee, foosketball is played with a football and instead of crossing an endline, a team must shoot the football into a basketball hoop in order to score a point.

It must be noted that in foosketball there are no guarantees. This refers to the difficulty of the game, most notably that even the easiest of shots can rim out due to the sport's epic and intense nature.
"Dude, you want to go play some foosketball at the arena later today?" "Sure, but remember that there are no guarantees."
foosketball by KidParkinsons July 24, 2009

Forketting 

I'm so fucked right now I keep 'forketting' what I'm saying
Forketting by Nismo360 September 23, 2018
Flipping the bird with your hand in your pocket.
I'm passive aggressive so instead of showing you my middle finger, I'm doing the focket
Focket by Jollythyme April 2, 2019
Phrase common to the North of England describing the state you can find yourself in after an excessive curry dinner. Symptoms include inability to move and excessive sweating.
We went to India Palace last night and you should have seen Adam, he was totally Fosked!
Fosked by Long Drop May 11, 2022
A fossett is the act of missing the goal (soccer, football) from within the six yard box (goal area). This act, to fossett, is usually over the goal.
Awww man sam pulled a fossett and missed the game winning goal.
Fossett by CCDS January 4, 2010