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Fortniteritis 

Fortniteritis is a severe disease which one can get by playing [fortnite[. There is no cure for Fortniteritis.
Pete got fortniteritis from playing fortnite.
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Fortnitetism 

A kid who would deadass beat his meat to fortnite porn. A kid who never stops talking, playing, thinking about fortnite. A kid who disrespect their parents due to the game.
"Damn that kid has autism for fortnite"

Me: "No its called Fortnitetism"
Fortnitetism by Faze Sway May 20, 2019

Fortnitetis

A disease caused by playing too much Fortnite, basically an STD
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to inform u that, u have Fortnitetis
Guy: WHAT?!
Doctor: You have been playing too much Fortnite
Fortnitetis by Toasty_Tankers May 13, 2018

Fortnititis 

When someone is extremely addicted to fortnite and wont stop playing it might even skip days of work/school its that serious
Jack isn't in today he has fortnititis
Fortnititis by Pizza678 May 5, 2019

Fortniteitis 

When someone skipps school or work to play video games, such as fortnite. The person is not sick. But has fortniteitis.
Carter: "Is Botts here today?"
Colin: "No, he has fortniteitis."
Fortniteitis by $adie December 3, 2020

Fortniteitis 

A disease contracted from playing Fortnite too long. If you go more than 6 hours without Fortnite (excluding sleeping) you will begin to go insane, For a day, you will go completely insane, and for 2 days you will die.

Symptoms include:
• Lack of showers
• Lack of Girlfriend
• Desire to play Fortnite at all times
Guy 1: man did you hear about timmy’s Fortniteitis?
Guy 2: Yeah i heard he passed after his mom took his Xbox away for 2 days.
Fortniteitis by CartierV2 June 4, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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