Fortniteitis
When someone skipps school or work to play video games, such as fortnite. The person is not sick. But has fortniteitis.
Fortniteitis by $adie December 3, 2020
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Fortniteitis
A disease contracted from playing Fortnite too long. If you go more than 6 hours without Fortnite (excluding sleeping) you will begin to go insane, For a day, you will go completely insane, and for 2 days you will die.
Symptoms include:
• Lack of showers
• Lack of Girlfriend
• Desire to play Fortnite at all times
Symptoms include:
• Lack of showers
• Lack of Girlfriend
• Desire to play Fortnite at all times
Guy 1: man did you hear about timmy’s Fortniteitis?
Guy 2: Yeah i heard he passed after his mom took his Xbox away for 2 days.
Guy 2: Yeah i heard he passed after his mom took his Xbox away for 2 days.
Fortniteitis by CartierV2 June 4, 2022
Related Words
FoRtNiTe-itis
The name for the sickness of spending all your money on FoRtNiTe.
Symptoms: gayness, keep virginity, death alone.
Symptoms: gayness, keep virginity, death alone.
You see that guy over there? He makes $100 a day and spends all of it on FoRtNiTe. He's got FoRtNiTe-itis. HE GONNA DIE ALONE BOIS.
FoRtNiTe-itis by RecycledMemes November 30, 2018
Fortnitetism
A kid who would deadass beat his meat to fortnite porn. A kid who never stops talking, playing, thinking about fortnite. A kid who disrespect their parents due to the game.
Fortnitetism by Faze Sway May 20, 2019
Fortniteting
Fortniteting by Ark Bahamut October 17, 2018
Fortnite-itis
Fortnite-itis by Fortniteboi69 November 6, 2018
Fortnitetis
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to inform u that, u have Fortnitetis
Guy: WHAT?!
Doctor: You have been playing too much Fortnite
Guy: WHAT?!
Doctor: You have been playing too much Fortnite
Fortnitetis by Toasty_Tankers May 13, 2018
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