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Fortismus 

Fortismus is a femboy from Moravia.
"Hey fellow femboy! Where are you from?"
"I'm from Zlín region."
"Oh so you are a fortismus?"
"Exactly."
Fortismus by stara rašple October 12, 2020
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Any cliché revolving around the site fark.com.
Includes classics of farkism such as "everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.", or "its not news, its fark.com", etc.
Farkism by GhoSSt July 9, 2006

fortismere 

Fortismere is a rich school that is filled with pregnant druggies, starting in year 7. The school is contains by 6 different types of people. The loners who don't talk and/or don't socialise. The Arty bitches, who always carry around annoying big ass bag that gets in peoples way. The Unique Bitches, who wear anything to be an outcast, but they're all hella popular. The hypebeasts who are never seen out of designer, side note always snobby. The btec roadmen who think they're bad but live in a five story house in Muswell Hill with their mum Sharron who drinks tea daily. And the 'edgy' skets who think there different but wear the most popular shit..
'Oh you go to fortismere! I have an Edgy loner hypebeast roadman friend that goes there, its so posh'
Fordism is the belief in Henry Ford's philosophies in life. Fordism believes that history is nonsense and that the people living in the present have to make history. Also having relation with the assembly line, high efficiency, good hard workers etc.
Look at Aldous Huxley's "Brave New World" which uses Fordism to sculpt it's dystopian society and culture.
A cross between the video game Fortnite and the mental condition Autism. This refers to those fuckers that practice synchronizing the hype emote or orange justice in the courtyard, then present it at the talent show.

Can also be used as Fortistic
The level of fortism at my work space is insane, no one wants to see your fucking synchronized orange justice guys, just get back to work!
Fortism by SomeBoiOnUD November 5, 2018
A deadly mental illness which causes innocent kids to be a virgin forever

also a close relative to the word Fortistic
Kyle: DUDE! I got laid yesterday! How about u?
George: soz dude but I have Fortism
Fortism by ($0$) September 9, 2018
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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