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Fortismere is a rich school that is filled with pregnant druggies, starting in year 7. The school is contains by 6 different types of people. The loners who don't talk and/or don't socialise. The Arty bitches, who always carry around annoying big ass bag that gets in peoples way. The Unique Bitches, who wear anything to be an outcast, but they're all hella popular. The hypebeasts who are never seen out of designer, side note always snobby. The btec roadmen who think they're bad but live in a five story house in Muswell Hill with their mum Sharron who drinks tea daily. And the 'edgy' skets who think there different but wear the most popular shit..
'Oh you go to fortismere! I have an Edgy loner hypebeast roadman friend that goes there, its so posh'
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Fortisore 

A fortisore is the spot on your stomach that when rubbed right will make your leg twitch and kick.
The cool pet rolled over, ready for his fortisore to be scratched just right.
Fortisore by Cool Cat Jim January 21, 2022
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Fortisore 

When you play so much fortnite that your girlfriend yells at you and threatens to leave you but you have to destroy the prepubescent teenagers that disrespected your mom and your foot gets sore.
I gotta get off guys, I’m fortisore and my foot hurts.
Fortisore by Alobi January 21, 2022

Fortisore 

Crying over spilled $MILK cause you dropped a glass of it on your foot and now your foot-is-sore :((((
My Cool Pet had a bad case of Fortisore this morning, I have to take it to Cooltopia's Dr. KitCat!
Fortisore by bingbong267 January 23, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026