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fortissississimo

"The orchestra sang fortissississimo..."

"Your fucking ears must've bled!"

fortismere 

Fortismere is a rich school that is filled with pregnant druggies, starting in year 7. The school is contains by 6 different types of people. The loners who don't talk and/or don't socialise. The Arty bitches, who always carry around annoying big ass bag that gets in peoples way. The Unique Bitches, who wear anything to be an outcast, but they're all hella popular. The hypebeasts who are never seen out of designer, side note always snobby. The btec roadmen who think they're bad but live in a five story house in Muswell Hill with their mum Sharron who drinks tea daily. And the 'edgy' skets who think there different but wear the most popular shit..
'Oh you go to fortismere! I have an Edgy loner hypebeast roadman friend that goes there, its so posh'

fortississimo 

a musical term for triple forte
p to fff means huge crescendo into fortississimo
fortississimo by megsky February 20, 2007
A cross between the video game Fortnite and the mental condition Autism. This refers to those fuckers that practice synchronizing the hype emote or orange justice in the courtyard, then present it at the talent show.

Can also be used as Fortistic
The level of fortism at my work space is insane, no one wants to see your fucking synchronized orange justice guys, just get back to work!
Fortism by SomeBoiOnUD November 5, 2018

fartimus prime 

the prime of your fart, normally in the middle
how to spot it: when its more powerful, louder and stinkier
person: *farts*
person: i had a really good fartimus prime there
A deadly mental illness which causes innocent kids to be a virgin forever

also a close relative to the word Fortistic
Kyle: DUDE! I got laid yesterday! How about u?
George: soz dude but I have Fortism
Fortism by ($0$) September 9, 2018
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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