When a person begins to use simple phrases from a foreign language that they either barely know or don't know at all in an attempt to look cool. Foreignficators love to use the language to say 'hello' and 'goodbye' or to cuss their friends out.
Mel: Alright man, I have to get off the phone now.
Shameless Foreignficator: Bonjour monstre!
Mel: Why are you speaking french? We're in America.
Shameless Foreignficator: Votre maman.
Mel: I swear dude, if you just 'your mom' again we can't be friends anymore. I'm tired of all this foreignfication!!
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"