Forgar

A slang variation of "forgot" used when someone partially forgets something (approximately 50% to 99% forgotten). It suggests confusion, mental lag, or a funny, chaotic way of forgetting — not a complete memory loss, but not reliable recall either.

I forgar what page the lesson was on — I think it was 22 or 23?

She knew the math formula earlier, but during the test... she totally forgar.

My brain just forgar everything when the teacher called on me.

Forgar by Hazmen2011 July 29, 2025

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I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.

This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 16, 2023

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Fougar

An older woman who goes after younger men (cougar), but happens to be fucking ugly.

Brian: Dude, what do you think of Marie? I think she wants you.
Ryan: No way man, she's a total Fougar!

ugly fucking sex old young

Fougar by Brikary Deespatch October 17, 2012

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A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend

The term you use when you are lying about where you were (whilst under investigation about sex-trafficking).

Is it right that you threw a birthday party for Jeffery Epstein’s girlfriend.

Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.

A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend by PrinceAndrewIsGuilty July 7, 2020