forestville 

a place located in pg county maryland where youll get your ass beat for talking shit. forestville has sum of the sexiest girls and is the center of violence

chump 1 : dem forestville niggas aint havin it they said dey goin whoop my ass

Chump2: well sorry 4 u

forestville by The Greatest 4rm DMV September 16, 2009

Forestville 

A shithole. Pretty much sums it up. Where men where their pants too low and the woman where NOTHING. Where fat bitches sit on a stoop, sit on a stoop. The biggest law broken; Tipping Cows.

hey, wanna go tip some cows in forestville?

yeah, we're hardcore gangsters like that!

Forestville by cOwTiPpErJuGgAhO April 24, 2011

Floresville

Floresville is a small town on near the outskirts of San Antonio. It is full of many people coming from many positions, including a bunch of dumb asses that think their gangsters. Theres almost nothing to do in Floresville, probably because of the towns historical value. One of the only annual things is the Peanut festival, where people come from all over, including Houston just to see.

The people there can be nice, or just be a bunch of douchebags depending on who you meet. Some are racists, some are sexist, and many more are just plain mean. However, if you look hard enough, you can find a person or two that are different.

However, Texas probably doesnt know that much about Floresville, which is why a bunch of people come to "false accusations" about it.

For being a small town, it has one of the best bands in all of Texas. It also contains many sports groups and clubs ranging from the Historians, to the WCSL.

Floresville is quite crappy, and more often than not, nobody in their right mind would want to live there. However, it doesnt get as much recognition as it deserves.

Floresville may contain rude Mexicans, but its better than the racist crap you get on the south side of San Antonio.

Floresville by Actual Investigator November 29, 2011

Floresville

Small suburban town near San Antonio. Absolutely nothing to do but go to the 2 screen movie theater that always craps out halfway through any movie.

wow, there's nothing to do in Floresville, let's go to San Antonio.

Floresville by metromedicman June 12, 2009

Floresville

A small town near San Antonio. About 60% of this town is a bunch of wannabe ghettos. The school has the worst teams and the worst staff. You only make team of any sport out of favoritism since half the students there are related to staff. When you first move there you think it's an cool town with wonderful people. But I must warn you all of those people are nothing but a bunch of shit talking fakes that think they're all tough. Don't trust a soul in Floresville. There isn't anything to do at all there except go to the movies or go to the pool that's only open in the summer. If you're considering moving here. I'd change your mind. One of the worst towns I've lived in.

"Hey I'm thinking about moving back to Floresville!"
"I wouldn't live there again if it was my mother's dying wish"

Floresville by Forgetmyface August 12, 2014

fortville 

a shitty little hick town somewhere in central indiana

bro, yesterday when i got of the toilet i looked in and it reminded me alot of this one town we passed through, fortville.

fortville by jcmvbeast April 27, 2011

Floresville

I know a lot of people are hating on this town. I understand that there's nothing to do here. They say the school is crappy and has crappy programs. They say the people are really really mean. I've lived here almost my whole life, and it made me feel welcome. Not when I was little, but definitely now. There are people here who will understand, accept and help you accept the broken bits and pieces of you. Yes people are assholes here, but only because the people willing to talk are the ones willing to stab you in the back. If you give the quieter people a chance, they can be the most fun, broken, cheerful people you will ever meet. And yes people act "ghetto" here but not actually that many. Yes, our sport teams suck, but we have so much fun, and I would never regret being in one. The only one worth anything, is volleyball and maybe cross country. The band is incredibly good and our best program is FFA. The music scene here is crap, unless you talk to the kids who spend their weekends and summers outside 24/7. And the restaurants are incredible, not the fast food, the small ones, they are authentic and delicious. I realize no ones going to care or read my side of this because there 4 other veiws going against mine, but I love this town and it was with me through everything, I love it so much.

"Floresville isn't that bad"

Floresville by I♡tx December 20, 2022