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Foresnack

The snack you munch on while you are attempting to get to your main snack.
Sometimes I’ll suck on a lifesaver, as a foresnack, while I review my other snacking options in the pantry.
by Snackie Monster August 6, 2020
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Fartsnack

A Fart so intense that victims will taste it in their mouths. Eggfarts are the best example, but there are so many brands of fartsnack that it would be hard to list the many flavours of the rainbow that exist. Many "cooks" would agree that fartsnacks are best enjoyed after being served in the Dutch Oven, but most credit is due when more than one patron enjoy your scrumptious homemade snack from only one serving with no effort at all. Not to be confused with Scoopy Snack which is thrown in face or Dutch Oven which is forced inhalation. A fartsnack can often be enjoyed by more than one person with no effort at all sometimes in the case of eggstenuating circumstances, escape is not possible and there is nothing to do but enjoy the snack until there is none left to enjoy. LMFAO
Moms Butt: "FFFFFFLLLUUURRRRRRPPPPP".
A few seconds go by...
Jake: "OMG, Roll down the window that is so terrible."
Jamie: " I know I can taste it back here."
Jake: " I am positive that was the grossest tasting fart I've ever enjoyed, Mom."
Mom: "Come on guys you said to bring snacks for the road trip, I just happened to bring fresh fartsnacks.
Jodie(in Las Vegas on cellphone): "Wow, I didn't know smell could travel through a cell phone but even I tasted that one from here."
by Jacob Galloway November 26, 2013
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Forensick

There are too many pathology based crime dramas on TV these days.
All the graphic scenes of body parts can provoke a feeling of nausea making some viewers like myself, forensick.
The CSI series of dramas are often too graphic and can make one feel forensick.
by Doghouse Riley March 8, 2009
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Forestache

When a unibrow is so thick that it becomes a mustache on the forehead.
"I have to go trim my forestache so it stops rubbing on the top of my glasses."
by CocoSantango February 23, 2010
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forejack

a masturbation technique which involves stroking your cock across the underside of your forearm, which is especially suited for this purpose because of its usual smooth nature resultant from a lack of sunlight
Kenny masturbated last night using the forejack technique, leaving him thoroughly satisfied.
by Fishtacus July 7, 2011
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Foreneck

Foreneck. A Piece of large flabby skin (just like a foreskin) on your neck. A Foreneck can be used to pull over your head to go to sleep, or even to pull over your body for a sleeping bag. #Foreneck.
by Disposition January 11, 2013
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Footsnacks

Eating pieces of dead (or small cut off living) skin from your feet (and sometimes your hand)
Person 1: Dude, what're you doing?
Person 2: Just enjoying some footsnacks, om nom nom
Person 1: Gross
by StANTo September 15, 2009
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