Joker: Dude the camera's on you jumping or what?
Dumbass1: No this is weird bro im scared
Joker: do it for the vine
Dumbass1:o ye! it all makes sense now--*breaks legs*
Joker:sick!!!!!! bro you good
Dumbass1: did you get it*inpain*
Joker: ye lemme show you, o shit it was recording my face
Dumbass1: man fuck you
A phrase that is no doubt on many a police report, tombstone, insurance claim, and divorce petition.
"What's that new tattoo on your collarbone, bro?"
"My family motto"
"I can't read the shitty font what's it say"
"'I did it for the vine'"
"Hey yeah I remember seeing that on your dad and grandpa's tombstones"
In which a strange, dangerous or just outright stupid act is committed so it can be filmed and posted as a six second video on the media platform Vine.
Person 1: I'm going to smash these cartons of milk onto the floor lol
Person 2: What the hell?
Person 1: I'm doing it for the vine!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.