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Footy Mole

A footy mole is a young woman who attends footy games with the intention of trying to get with the footy players. They tend to dress slutty and have the tits out for the boys.
Oh shit, is that liv wakefield the notorious footy mole wearing a push up bra?" "oh yeah, shes at the game to get with benji marshall, what a footy mole.
Footy Mole by Deerob6279 September 26, 2010
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Foot Mole 

A mole oddly located on one's foot.


Mmm..
"Dude, what's that on your foot?"
"It's my foot mole, ass."
Foot Mole by Cem November 8, 2004

Foot Mole 

"I have terrible foot moles on my face"
"If I pick my foot mole too much it will leave scars"
"HOLY SHIT DUDE, WHATS THAT ON YOUR FACE!" - "Its my foot mole. Lick it."
Foot Mole by Sophie Almad October 3, 2008

Foot-molestation 

When an individual goes out of his/her way to touch your foot with their own foot, but they do not pull their foot back. He/she will hold their foot against the victim's foot for an extended period of time, thus making this foot-molestation. It is a very unwanted and unpleasant experience for the victim. It is usually a sign of homosexuality when both parties are the same sex.

After the incident occurs you feel defiled and dirty, and can't get the unpleasant queer feeling to go away. It's completely normal, it takes time for the effects to go away.
(Soldier 1 touches Soldier 2's foot under the table)
Soldier 2: Ew, I'm filing sexual harassment according AR 216-2.5 which covers all aspects of foot-molestation.
Soldier 1: No, please don't tell on me, I'm your sergeant.
Soldier 2: Fuck, why did they have to let fags in the army.
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