Definitions by Cem

Illumination 

Also known as Lu. A ditzy, gullible, vegetarian with large eyes. She enjoys doing dumb stuff and saying dumb things.
See retard

"WOw look.. That retard has huge eyes!"
"No, that's just Lu."

Illumination by Cem November 8, 2004

Pimpician 

A magic wielding pimp who uses pimpedelic powers to pimpnotize women.

"Dude, where's your girlfriend?"
"That pimpician pimpnotized her and took her to the pimp station for further pimping."

Pimpician by Cem November 8, 2004

Foot Mole 

A mole oddly located on one's foot.


Mmm..

"Dude, what's that on your foot?"
"It's my foot mole, ass."

Foot Mole by Cem November 8, 2004

Daois 

A crazy Asian. Typically found around wooded areas or with cats.
Enjoys eating dogs, slutting around, and hiding his womanfriends in his afro.

"What happened to your cat, man?" "She just hasn't been the same since Daois came to town"

Daois by Cem September 26, 2004

Dog Food 

1. A hard, crunchy substance fed to dogs and small children. Usually in a bag with a dog on the front. Which in some cultures can be considered false advertising.
2. A wet substance in cans with a foul odor. Fed to dogs for a treat. Or eaten by the elderly.

"Dude.. this dog food isn't made out of dog"
"Wtf, false advertising."

Grandma is costing us an arm and a leg. Let's just feed her dog food. She'll never know the diffrence.

Dog Food by Cem September 26, 2004

B:

Unconventional ogre face. Typically used online.

Wtf yo' get all out from under my bridge. B:

B: by Cem September 13, 2004