According to Forsen's law, the end portal is always 5-7 rooms far from the base staircase (not counting darksouls walls or stairs and any scuffed stronghold is disqualified).
Dude, you have to follow forsens law if you wanna findthe end portal.
A law invented by a "special" (retard) homeless minecraft streamer Forsen. Basically it goes something like this:
"The end portal has to be 5-7 rooms away from the main staircases of the stronghold, if its not, then its any room."
-Yo Fors, can you help me find the End portal?
-Yes sure. By the power of Forsen's Law it should be very easy! *Room 1, room 2, room 3, room 4, room 5, room 6, room 7, room 8....* Wait what the fuck, this stronghold is so scuffed, shit game, unlucky.
Fooden is the activity of going to a casual dining place with a friend or friends, for a low-key gossip about life and catch up over a lunch or dinner which is often higher in calories than their usual meal option. For example, Wetherspoons.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!