Foolighan
Foolighan by Tim Segert January 1, 2008
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Fooligan
An individual who exhibits both qualities of a hooligan and a fool, but is not really either.
A term coined by the The Beatles in their song, "Maxwell's Silver Hammer". The line is often mistaken for 'fool again', but clearly Max was being a Fooligan.
A term coined by the The Beatles in their song, "Maxwell's Silver Hammer". The line is often mistaken for 'fool again', but clearly Max was being a Fooligan.
By Jove! Why must you always be such a Fooligan. These are serious matters my boy!!
"Back in school again Maxwell plays the Fooligan, Teacher gets annoyed. Wishing to avoid an unpleasant Sce, e, e, ene." - The Beatles
"Back in school again Maxwell plays the Fooligan, Teacher gets annoyed. Wishing to avoid an unpleasant Sce, e, e, ene." - The Beatles
Fooligan by Mr.M.Slack April 20, 2010
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Foolighan • fooligan • foolishness • Fooliano • Foolgandery • Foolian • fooliani • fooliann • foolieano • fooligence
foolishnessity
foolishnessity by foolishnessity October 15, 2021
Theory of Maximum Foolishness
Murphy's Law is a subset of the Theory of Maximum Foolishness. ML says "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." Often, that is true. However, the TOMF says that if something can go RIGHT that would make you look MORE foolish, then that is what will happen.
For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.
The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.
For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.
The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.
Theory of Maximum Foolishness by Two Hep Cats October 16, 2009
blame foolishness
Example 1:
Susan: Let's go to the cinema to watch 'P.S. I love you'.
Kevin: That's just blame foolishness
Example 2:
"You don't have to get up, mornings, and you don't have to go to school, and wash, and all that blame foolishness."
Susan: Let's go to the cinema to watch 'P.S. I love you'.
Kevin: That's just blame foolishness
Example 2:
"You don't have to get up, mornings, and you don't have to go to school, and wash, and all that blame foolishness."
blame foolishness by Kevin Redrobe June 23, 2008
Black Foolishness
The opposite of Black Excellence;
The act of complete and utter foolishness committed abusing black culture to be a fool.
The act of complete and utter foolishness committed abusing black culture to be a fool.
Poster: "Looking for my lost dawg. He responds to Dawg, Jaquan, or simply just Yo. Tryna find my dawg, cuh. Five dollar reward."
Onlooker: "What is this black foolishness?"
Onlooker: "What is this black foolishness?"
Black Foolishness by BiblioShrèque May 30, 2018
Foolishman
Foolishman by n30nt1g37 March 20, 2010
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