Fonjo

Figure it out on the job.

“Hey Rosko, how do I input my PFA into the CRM before the boss runs the TPS report? “ “ I don’t know Merl, just fonjo”

by Deebo 10 June 25, 2022

Fono

Fono is short, secret codename for reverse gravity bong. Smoking apparatus can be made with household objects, but fono enthusiasts shown great level of invention last decades. The most basic fono can be made out of aluminum foil and plastic bottle. Process of collecting smoke inside a bottle is called cooking. Weak, transparent fono si called ghost.

"just found a bottle, let's make a fono"

"you want to smoke a blunt or fono?" "Both"

Friend 1: "You have a fono call!"

by fonogang September 9, 2019

Dostať Fončordu

When someone srews you over

Mainly used in Slovakia

Fončorda is a part of town in middle of Slovakia Called Banská Bystrica in this part of the city people are really mean and known to steal and screw people over

"Kámo som si zriešil za dvacík od Kubinu a kokot mi dal iba 1,2G toto je najlahšie ako Dostať Fončordu"
"Bro I bought for 20€ and the plug only gave me 1,2G this is the easiest way how to experience Fončordu"

by SprostýKokot October 11, 2019

fongooliated

adjective

When things are screwed up beyond repair or when no matter what you do, you get screwed.
(derived from Italian "va fa coule" which in slang is pronounced as fongool)

I can't believe what's happening at work, it's so fongooliated. Everybody is being layed off.

by beegatzz April 18, 2010

FONGO

Fear Of Not Going Out - Much like FOMO, but without the anxiety of wondering if your friends care where you are.

"I heard about that party, but I'm low on cash. I'm still gonna go because I don't want to sit at home tonight with a massive case of FONGO"

by brothertorch January 24, 2013

Fonso Magic

The act of putting in the least amount of effort that yields the maximum appearance of "hard work."

Josh: This warehouse looks like shit!

TSA employee: We'll do some Fonso Magic!
15 min later....
Josh: The warehouse looks perrrfect!

by Freight Fags March 27, 2016

fontophile

Some who wants to make sweet, sweet love to fonts.

That Helvetica is so hot!" "You're such a fontophile...

by derpderpderpderpderpderpderp March 4, 2011