Fomley

A feeling you get when you get publicly baptized with smart water.

1. I was playing hopscotch and all of a sudden a stranger in a pink suit gave me a fomley.
2. When I play Destiny online my annoying little brother gives me a really embarrassing fomley.

Fomley by 400 Queseritos October 5, 2016

justin foley 

Justin Foley from Thirteen Reasons Why is the most attractive human being ever that should be loved as much as physically possible

Justin Foley is perfect

justin foley by TRW Justin Foley's girl April 14, 2017

justin foley 

definition of deserved better. that's it.

" after watching the last episode of trw, i think justin foley deserved so much better :'( "

justin foley by lolidfc July 14, 2020

Foley, Minnesota

A small town of about 2000 people in central Minnesota. Almost like a black-hole, Foley sucks you in and you are unable to escape no matter how desperate you are to live somewhere normal. Populated with hicks and rednecks who frown on anything even remotely normal.

Man, I wish I could afford to move out of Foley, Minnesota.

Foley, Minnesota by lost. soul. April 5, 2011

cake foley 

cheeks.

wow look at that cake foley!

cake foley by bArToLoMuEEeE October 28, 2020

Mark Foley

1. Disgraced Rpublican Representative from Florida who resigned after it was revealed that he sent sex messages to a 16 year old page. Worked on Child Protection Committee. Gay guy who voted to ban gay marriage. Covered for by Republican Speaker Dennis Hastert. GOP leaders and pro-"family" groups were quick to blame to scandal on gay people, proving that they really are homophobes.

GOP Leader: We were afraid if we stopped Mark Foley from preying on teenage boys we would be accused of gay-bashing,
Person with common sense: You've never been afraid of hurting gay people, plus the boy was 16 with a 53 year-old man for crying out loud!

Pro-"family" advocate: Mark Foley proves that gay men hurt little boys.
Person with common sense: You're a homophobe

Mark Foley by Trinu October 13, 2006

Foley 

One who can bong a beer faster than anyone and parties the hardest. No one should forget this person. Even if they've died. Party in this person's honor instead. This person is someone who works at the rig and loves their job.

"Dude, did you see that kid chug that beer bong?"
"Yah man, that was totally something Foley would've done."

Foley by iMissYouFoley July 9, 2009