Foidspeak

Speech patterns prevelant amongst com girls in which they purposefully misspell words in an attempt to endear com males by making themselves seem vulnerable.
Edating ritual and pedobait speak.

Com girl: I swer to gos that im notot thw one in thosr screenshojts!
Com male: holyyy foidspeak

Foidspeak by bricktasticbronze December 28, 2025

fedspeak 

Also known at "Greenspeak."A way of answering questions that actually says nothing at all. The person engaging in fedspeak will use technical jargon and every method of syntax destruction they can think of. Alan Greenspan, the master of this method, would testify in front of Congress and when a Senator asked him a question he didn't want to answer he would simply use fedspeak. After about 5 minutes, he would stop and the Senator would move on, thinking that he had answered the question.

A:WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CAR?
B: "Modest preemptive action can obviate the need of more drastic actions at a later date and that could destabilize the economy" (Alan Greenspan)
A:Oh, thank goodness for that reassuring fedspeak, I had thought you just crashed my car into a dumpster.

fedspeak by Adam Smith Fan March 30, 2008

Foxspeak 

Foxspeak is a fictional language from Rupert Murdoch's TV program called Fox News. The term was also used to discuss Republican phraseology. Foxspeak is especially used to denigrate any Democratic or so-called Liberal (Librul in Rushspeak) values.

Foxspeak is closely based on English but has a greatly reduced and simplified vocabulary and grammar to allow for idiots and simpletons understanding.

The language is confusing for anyone that has a better than highschool education and an IQ above 100.

Any talk show on Foxnews uses Foxspeak.

Foxspeak by Nortard March 7, 2011

foolspeak 

Aka Toolspeak, a popular chatroom. A place where idiots can go to whine, flood and talk shit.

"Foolspeak is once again a burning wasteland."

foolspeak by Matt October 14, 2003