foolspeak 

Aka Toolspeak, a popular chatroom. A place where idiots can go to whine, flood and talk shit.

"Foolspeak is once again a burning wasteland."

foolspeak by Matt October 14, 2003

Coolspeak

a style of talking in which the words and sentences comes across as cool and hip.

In Bad Boys II, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence kept the audience in fits and stitches with coolspeak.

Coolspeak by William Dean A. Garner May 12, 2011

Foxspeak 

Foxspeak is a fictional language from Rupert Murdoch's TV program called Fox News. The term was also used to discuss Republican phraseology. Foxspeak is especially used to denigrate any Democratic or so-called Liberal (Librul in Rushspeak) values.

Foxspeak is closely based on English but has a greatly reduced and simplified vocabulary and grammar to allow for idiots and simpletons understanding.

The language is confusing for anyone that has a better than highschool education and an IQ above 100.

Any talk show on Foxnews uses Foxspeak.

Foxspeak by Nortard March 7, 2011

Foidspeak

Speech patterns prevelant amongst com girls in which they purposefully misspell words in an attempt to endear com males by making themselves seem vulnerable.
Edating ritual and pedobait speak.

Com girl: I swer to gos that im notot thw one in thosr screenshojts!
Com male: holyyy foidspeak

Foidspeak by bricktasticbronze December 28, 2025