foddle 

to grope an ugly chick

you seem to foddle alot....thats gross

foddle by Anonymous December 7, 2002

foddle 

noun: the remnant semen in a male penis after whacking off
verb: to engage in sexual activity which utilises foddle

noun: theres some foddle
verb: foddle my chode

foddle by Hans Woogleheimer June 19, 2003

doddle my foddle 

To tickle a male person's anus with your tongue.

I really want you doddle my foddle, then feltch me!

or

Did you hear about Cameron? He doddled the cats foddle!

doddle my foddle by CBTP January 6, 2010

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler 

A thank you doesn't pay the consequences of one's actions

Miguel I dropped 20 dollars man and I haven't ate in two days I'm starving! Here's a damn burger a thank you doesn't pay the fiddler!

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler by Finecky March 26, 2021

Fiddler's Green

A legendary imagined afterlife, where there is perpetual happiness, a fiddle that never stops playing, and dancers who never tire. There are endless pure green hills and the sky never goes gray. Beer flows like rivers and there is never a weary soul.

It is said you must be either an Irish sailor or a cavalryman to be worthy to enter.

When a sailor or cavalryman dies, they will enter Fiddler's Green. All of their fallen friends will be waiting for them there with two pints in hand. They will stand and watch as everyone else marches off to hell.

Fiddler's Green by 19DeltaScout March 10, 2011

FondleFood 

This term refers to any food that is excessively handled during preparation:

- Those clever, fruit things made to look like flower arrangements.
- Expensive, frilly, restaurant creations where artful presentation exceeds flavor.
- High-end coffee featuring floating artwork.

Hey Chef, you know, that dish of foo-foo is drop-dead gorgeous and all....but I'm getting a little hungry over here!!
Honey!!! Someone sent us a basket of FondleFood.....Would you like a peeled grape??? Ahhhh....thanks, but nope.
Mr Barista.....enough with the romance!! It's coffee and cream, not Marilyn Monroe...

FondleFood by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) September 4, 2017

Presidential Dick Fiddler 

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

Presidential Dick Fiddler by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015