Acronym of Fear Of Checking E-Mail (noun)

The anxiety caused by the thought of checking your inbox and potentially opening email that requires your unwanted attention or input.

If you dread even opening your inbox knowing that this may well negatively impact your mood for the day/week/month/forevermore, that’s Focem my friend!

FOCEM by JimboTQ July 20, 2023

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FOCLMAO

Falling Off Chair Laughing My Ass Off

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FOCLMAO by grapes July 2, 2004

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faclemptious

adjective

faclemptious
(adj.)
Highly disagreeable to the senses.

faclemptious
(adj.)
An extreme feeling of anxiety or excitement.

derivatives

fa·clemp·tious ly

adverb

fa·clemp ·tious ·ness

noun

I was faclemptious before the big date.

faclemptious by Jonathan Kramer Susan Dymowski March 9, 2009

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FOCLMMFAO

Falling Off Chair Laughing My MotherFucking Ass Off

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FOCLMMFAO by grapes July 2, 2004

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Forclempt

A term usually used as an adjective to describe one being sad or depressed.

"She was feeling rather forclempt"

Forclempt by Lizzo December 28, 2003

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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