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FOCLMAO by grapes July 2, 2004
Words you can keep
Foclao is an acronym standing for "falling off chair, laughing ass off."

It is a combination of two popular acronym rofl; "roll on floor laughing" and lmao; "laugh my ass off."

Although 98.5% of the time you don't actually proceed to execute the task, it gives you another futile word to add to your pitiful vocabulary.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!... foclao.
(1) "hey sup."

"not much muh nigga."

"FOCLAO! you said nigga!" (Big G)

(2) "DUDE! i think i shit my pants!!"

"wow... foclao xD
foclao by Hoomi May 4, 2009
Related Words

FOMCLMAO 

FOMCLMAO is used like the following:
LMAO
ROFL
ROFLMAO
FOMCLMAO by Xpucmo May 10, 2009
Falling
Off
the
Toilet
Laughing
My
Ass
Off

An awesome rip off of Roflmao or anything of that, but wayy better.
UP (unimportant person): "And I said, your mom"
UP2: FOTLMAO!!!!
FOTLMAO by Namo January 11, 2009
Falling on the floor laughing my As* off, used in text messages or instant messages
After I made sure nobody was hurt I was FOFLMAO!!
FOFLMAO by KyFilly November 19, 2011
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