Fnards

In the singular, this is a term more commonly slurred by drunken idiots- ie "You, eh? Eh!! You don'even wannave a go at Mick, you'll get your'ed ripped off, right?? Eh!! He's fnard! Harder n you!!" In this instance, the words "fucking" and "hard" have been run together.

In the plural, the term is used to describe the chubby, thigh chafed bollocks of those men who can't find high street trousers that do up around their sagging beer gut. Fat nards. Fnards.

Geoff flopped gratefully down on the nudist beach; ignoring the horrified stares of the beautiful people he opened his legs and aired his fnards.

by MagickDio September 3, 2010

SANS FARDS

When a woman who usually is masked in layers of make-up is caught with out any on, usually in public.

I couldn't believe the photos of Christina Aguilera

SANS FARDS!! She looked so normal.

by ChisMi April 18, 2011

fardson

A fardson is a short creature that likes to fard. He is a sussy baka boner man.

Fardson is a imposter

by amongfard123 April 14, 2022

monke fards

Uh oh stinky

*Monke fards

by TanglefingStar January 30, 2023

Fards

Meaning that you're a fucking bitch and I hate you, normally described as, hehe, fards

Character 1: hehe, fards
Character 2: oh.. FUCK YOU YOU **fards**

by Heaveb May 26, 2021

FnordShark82

Xbox user

L Brother
BAD AT MINECRAFT

FnordShark82 Blew up himself and his family

by BoredQuill9090 January 5, 2023

Fardsplosion

When someone says or does akin to stupid, non-sensical, meaningless, and/or retarded.

Last night, kribidi had a fardsplosion; he was being really fardy last night

by veiny_dih24 April 10, 2025