A horny, flying serpent, possessing both forms of human genitalia, that roams the skies in search of vulnerable creatures, for its own intense sexual desires.

Why the mother flyin fuck are these fuckin joe dirt pussy flying sex snakes outside my window?

Flying Sex Snakes by Hardasarock21 December 2, 2019

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Flying Sex Monster

A beast with wings that flies around grabbing people and taking them to his sex nest, where he rapes them so hard that they die, and then lays their body on someone's front porch to lure out some of its victims. These are generally found in the U.S. and are born from the invisible eggs that come from ejected semen.

Jim: Hey, what happened to Susie?
John: Oh didn't you hear? She was taken by the Flying Sex Monster!

Flying Sex Monster by frenchfrypapa February 23, 2014

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Sex on a Frying Pan

before having intercourse, you rub Bengay or Icyhot all over your body, so it feels like your having intercourse on a frying pan.

Betty wanted to try some kinky shit, so we had sex on a frying pan and the orgasm was orgasmic!

Sex on a Frying Pan by four guys who were bored ;) November 1, 2010

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sexually attracted to frying pans

The act of being sexually attracted to a frying pan.

1: I'm pansexual
2: Are you sexually attracted to frying pans or something?

sexually attracted to frying pans by hfusicengf uoyerwaq f October 31, 2017

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