A Flying kangaroo is a sexual manuever where a man ties his lover down to the bed and attaches a fanny pack to her. The man then proceeds to climb atop of an elevated surface in order to preform a kangaroo-esque leap into the woman's pouch. The man screams GOOD AY' MATE as he flies through the air approaching the pouch. As he is flying towards the ground the man inserts his dick into the fanny pack.
After seeing a hole in his moms fanny pack and his dad popping ibuprofen, mike knew his parents had attempted a flying kangaroo.
by Floppy to nut January 22, 2018
Ultimately, so pointless and shocking, you can’t believe you witnessed the stupidest thing ever to exist.
What in the flying kangaroo is this monstrosity.
Mary’s Snapchat story is photos of her while she is taking a shit. What in the flying kangaroo is she thinking.
Mary’s Snapchat story is photos of her while she is taking a shit. What in the flying kangaroo is she thinking.
by Wasn’t Me November 24, 2020
A mythical creature that flies and smokes marijuana....often seen by residents of a small neighborhood called cameron park in Brownsville, TX....
Mostly seen by a crazy guy called jex.
Mostly seen by a crazy guy called jex.
by Jex Bonepartz August 6, 2006
Ultimately, so pointless and shocking, you can’t believe you witnessed the stupidest thing ever to exist.
What in the flying kangaroo is this monstrosity.
Mary’s Snapchat story is photos of her while she is taking a shit. What in the flying kangaroo is she thinking.
Mary’s Snapchat story is photos of her while she is taking a shit. What in the flying kangaroo is she thinking.
by Wasn’t Me November 23, 2020
When you wear spring shoes run through your house and dive into the air into a women in spread eagle position on the bed
by Burkedadurke July 23, 2020
Lets Kill a Flying Kangaroo
Those kids at Guildford Grammar School seem to wanna kill a flying kangaroo
Those kids at Guildford Grammar School seem to wanna kill a flying kangaroo
by Mullzipop June 26, 2023