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pre-flush rush 

to flush the toilet prior to taking a dump to avoid the smell, sound of embarrising clashing water, (and most of all) the waiting for the feces to go down the pipes.
Ryan- Hey man whyd u pause the game?
Chris- I have to take a dump but i promise to stay in a pre-flush rush mode.
Ryan- Alright good, thanks man.
pre-flush rush by Chris Hrris August 19, 2007

after-da-flush rush 

the feeling of happiness and relaxation after taking a nice big shit.
donny: (with a big smile on his face, reclining into a chair) ooooooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh i feel better!

scotty: whats up with you man, you just hit a bowl or something?

johnny: nah dude, he just took a big shit. i hear him moanin' and groanin' and all that shit, and the plunger going.

donny: i got the after-da-flush rush!

Flush and RUsh 

When you're taking a piss and you flush before you're done pissing and you have to finish before the toilet is done flushing. Many have made contests out of this and a scoreboard is recommended. DUDE GAME!
I just got a point in Flush and Rush

Rush Flush 

The act of flushing the toilet immediately after you drop your business in a crowded bathroom, insuring the smell doesn't spread.
Girl 1: Damn, that was a long one, thank god I rush flushed in the bathroom.

Girl 2: Yea, before all the other girls in there could smell it and start laughing when you walked out.
Rush Flush by bbg100192 June 10, 2009

Rush to flush 

When a group of people rush to the bathroom at the same time during an event. An example can be during halftime of a sporting event, especially the Super Bowl. Another example is the mass use of bathrooms right after lunch hour in offices.
Fan1: Aren't you going to the bathroom? It's halftime.
Fan2: Nah, I'll wait until after the rush to flush.
Rush to flush by pnwtease December 6, 2013

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026