Flurridge

A huge stream of thoughts, all coming together at the same time. - The processing parts of the brain cannot cope. The result: you get confused, and start babbling very quickly.

Person 1: i was thinking about, oh yeah, i got to tell you that, o wait i nearly forgot hold on i was thinking maybe but then later o no wait i mean it not there yet but it was on o sorry im not making any o but i mean crap i'm not making SENSE!!!! AH!

**Head Explodes**

Flurridge by Jake Brown August 8, 2005

Fluoride Vampire 

A Fluoride Vampire is one who refuses to remove their head from the sand. One who cannot wrap their tiny mind around proven facts, even when it is shown to them. Educating his/herself is not an option as they are perfectly content with remaining ignorant because of an infallibility complex which they suffer from, or perhaps it is simply a lack of intelligence and lack of a sense of humility. In short; a Fluoride Vampire is someone who is beyond help and engaging in prolonged discussions with said Fluoride Vampire should be avoided at all costs as to not become afflicted with Fluoride Vampire syndrome which usually leads to severe brain rot and overly passive behaviours such as agreeing to allow the police into their home without a search warrant as well as giving up other constitutional rights.

Fluoride Vampire #1: "The Police recently investigated themselves and found they were not guilty of any wrongdoing. They then cleared themselves of all charges. This proves without a shadow of a doubt that they are innocent, law-abiding citizens just like everyone else."

Fluoride Vampire #2: "Sounds totally legit. Thanks for clearing that up."

Fluoride Vampire by Higzy Teflon May 23, 2013

fluoride stare 

An expressionless yet slightly angered gaze given in malice or disgust by a large group of people, upon hearing of something the average person finds unbelievable or unsatisfactory, especially conspiracy theories. It is called the fluoride stare due to a popular conspiracy theory that the Government puts toxic fluoride in water to control the mass population.

I was into 20 minutes of flat earth and chill but then they gave me the fluoride stare

fluoride stare by Really_Racist_Man.com June 4, 2019

Fluoride Surprise 

The sexual act of a man ejaculating into there partners mouth, then rubbing their penis along their teeth simulating the brushing of teeth.

Johnny:"Mommy, why are you're teeth so white?"

Mom: "Well daddy is really good at fluoride Surprises."

Fluoride Surprise by BigAssJimBo June 10, 2012

Fluoride Stare 

The dead look in the eyes of the average American. A lack of meaningful individualism.

The conversation was dead, the fluoride stare strikes again.

Fluoride Stare by Rata0931 April 19, 2023

The Fluoride Treatment 

When you squeeze out at least half a tube of toothpaste on your dick and then brush some bitch's teeth with it.

Jessica had a dirty mouth so I gave that whore the Fluoride Treatment

The Fluoride Treatment by Brian H January 28, 2008

flurring 

to be completely awesome; to be the center of attention without trying; to be a total attention whore that everyone loves

Roxy is totally flurring today!

She's so flurring right now, look at all those guys around her!

flurring by succubus25 January 17, 2011