flurn

Flurn is similar to fluff or dust but particular to pockets only. Mostly found collected in corners of said pockets and around old lifesavers candies and other breathmints. No one knows for sure how this matter is created and it remains a mysterious irritant.

I stuck my hand in my pocket and pulled out a coughdrop only to find it was covered in flurn, dang it!

flurn by adelews July 19, 2007

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Flurn

To be Flurn, is to say you're fine, but you're actually not fine.

Okay, maybe I bumped my head real hard, but look at me, I'm Flurn!

Flurn by imnot_French November 24, 2020

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flurn • Flurnoy • Flurnt • flurnut • flunch • flunge • flunk • florn • fluent • Flunkie

flarnk

An onomatopoeical expression used when describing a particularly memorable fart.

1.God, I remember that FLARNK that came out of your ass. It cleared the room.

2. Who flarnked a fart?

flarnk by Fart Flooper and Flarnker September 8, 2004

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Flunch

Flunch, derived from the similarly-named fast-food chain, "Flunch", is a noun which refers to the object of oral human expulsion (vomit), or a verb meaning to "to vomit".

The reason this word means "vomit" or "to vomit" is because the restaurant is absolutely revolting, serving up rotten mussels and frozen sweet products. After dining at the restaurant, if it can be justified as dining, we literally felt like vomiting, or flunching.

I feel like I'm gonna flunch.

Somebody flunched behind the door!

Ew, I just stepped in someone's flunch!

That ride is intense, last time I went on it I flunched.

Flunch by jevaisfluncher March 28, 2015