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a high-ranking official with no balls
Ari Fleischer was a total florn!
florn by Dr. Saucy September 29, 2003
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A mix between getting Fucked up & Torn up. Not being Sober.

Getting messed up to the max and having fun.
Florn down for what!? Florn up! Let's get florn up tonight!
Florn by BabyBash May 5, 2014
means retarded but happy. When someone is slightly mental...but happy with it and proud to be immature.
OMG! Lauren is sooooo florn it's unbelievable!
I know! I mean, who collects road signs!
florn by ninja_viking April 13, 2006
It actually means porn... I created this word in the summer of 2005 and yes it does mean porn... It's a long story... I was walking down my street going to Dollar General while on my cell phone with a friend, I was going to my dads house that night in a different town and that's where my friend was... I go to my dads house every weekend and usually I bring a porno, well as I was walking to Dollar General i started screaming PORNO!!! My friend was like "dude my dad can hear you through the phone!" So then I started screaming FLORNO! so my friend wouldn't get in trouble, and that's how florn and florno got started...
Hey man i'm gonna bring some florn in next weekend!
florn by Stain McGrain October 22, 2006
I am florn to hear you speak so immorally!
Florn by Iskra November 9, 2017
A Dutch word for the sound when a tennis ball hits a window. The origin comes from a Dutch sketch programme called: Sluipschutters
Meneer! Is het nou klaar met dat gefloenk de hele tijd?!
Translation: Sir! Is it done with that ‘gefloenk’ all the time!?
floenk by hhlsmnn October 4, 2020