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fluffy unicorn 

A pillow or squishy pad that has had a phallus (eg. dildo, vibrator, etc.) attached to it for the purpose of masturbation.
"I walked in on Besty riding her fluffy unicorn over the rainbow last night. She didn't want any help slaying the dragon."

pink fluffy unicorn 

a cute little pony that likes to dance on rainbows :D
pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows.

Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows 

The best thing you could imagine because Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows are things only seen in dreams and sometimes TV shows and films. They are quick, smart, loyal and fat.
Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows is my favourite YouTube song.

Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows 

When your so excited you have to sing this over and over again until someone will finally come up to you so annoyed that they will slap you in the face so hard a red hand mark will be left on your face cheek.
Me:" Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows!"
Person: "Dude if you don't shut up right now I will slap you in your face so hard it will leave a red hand mark on your face cheek!"

fluffy unicorns can karate 

It's another way to say F--- without actually swearing :D
Oh fluffy unicorns can karate!

pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows 

the only thing you see in your dream is a unicorn dancing on rainbows, you can just see it as a song but it's really magical and when you're chilling with your friends when the quiz come up in your screen, your friend will just be as bored because your friend is smart enough to know the answer because it's a sentence
tv: pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
me: ok
tv: it's time to see what have you learned so far,
friend: ughhh this is the worst part
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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