Flower Shower

The act of having a woman with a hairy vagina urinate on you as if you were taking a shower.

Dude, your mom gave me a Flower Shower last night!
I got my first Flower Shower yesterday and it was awesome!
Her Bunny Bacon ruined my Flower Shower!

by Mandudeski August 31, 2013

Shower Flower

the colorful poofy sponge thing women buy for bodywash in the shower. replacing the wash cloth

"Honey, will you please grab my shower flower and scrub my back?" then hang it on the shower head to drip dry?

by smeritt October 24, 2012

Lady Flower Pain Shower

First used on the Comedy Central show Tosh.0, this is a reference to hitting a female in the genitalia. Daniel Tosh claimed that it was unfair that only men could be hit in the Genitals, and came up with a montage of female "nut shots"

Daniel Tosh: Game Ovaries! G-Spot Shot! Soreous Clitoris! Lady Flower Pain Shower!

Me: Hahahaha.

by jAk3333. January 25, 2011

flower power pain shower

where a female gets punched in the vaginal area quite hard

"don't make me give you a flower power pain shower"

by sineppenis May 09, 2014

Shower Flower

When a gay male sticks a suction cup dildo in the shower and gets ass fucked by the shower dildo.

John takes long showers because he likes to play with his shower flower.

by SinisterOmens June 01, 2018