Flovid

Letting your hair grow long during the Covid crisis.

I’m not getting my haircut until Phase 4! Chics are going to dig my Flovid!

by Jon Boi October 19, 2020

flovid

Flovid - the response and outbreak of covid specifically related to the state of Florida.

The flovid is spiking out of control in Florida.

by Hot Carl 1024 August 3, 2021

Flovid-19

Flovid-19 - Florida's response to covid-19 and the subsequent spike in covid within the state of Florida.

The flovid-19 is currently spiking out of control in Florida.

by Hot Carl 1024 August 3, 2021

Flovid-19

Flovid-19 - Florida's response and subsequent spike seen with respect to cvid-19

Flovid-19 is out of control in Florida currently due to poor risk management and response from the state.

by Hot Carl 1024 August 11, 2021

Florida Chen

This name contains "Florida" but it is nothing related to the American state Florida. This name is used by Indonesian girls. People with this name are pretty and smart. Seems like they're absolutely perfect, but not exactly. They have smelly feet but they love to smell their own feet. Rather than working at good companies using their good career, they prefer to work as a prostitute and have a sex with any boys. Many boys, however, never knows their background and just have sex with them.

Joel was travelling to Indonesia last week. She met a pretty girl named Florida Chen. He immediately fell into a love to her and both of them went to a hotel. Every night Joel was in Indonesia, they had sex everyday based on the request of Florida Chen. Joel was wondering why she became a prostitute, so he asked her. He then realised that she graduated from a well-known university and had a high CGPA. He felt so weird and ask her once again. However, this was her reply:

"Joel, what's the point you ask this kind of questions? Is it really a problem I have a sex with boys? I also smell my own feet everyday. I love it. You MUST smell my feet NOW, or else you cannot go back to your own country. Understand?"

Joel then smell Florida Chen's feet. It was smelly, but he liked it.

by Maggie JT July 14, 2022

florida juice

Another name for Gatorade. Native Floridian slang for the beverage.

Person 1: "Do you have any Florida juice?"

Person 2: "Yes, would you like red or blue?"

by Florida Womannne April 2, 2019

Florida Man

A key word used a lot to describe all the weird news stories about random Floridians committing weird and dumb crimes, due to the state law regarding freedom of press about the fact that every police or court case must be public. Most of these weird stories, however, are related to white Florida men, the police and drugs. Due to this, this is why people outside Florida hate Florida. Can also be used as Florida Woman.

Examples:
- Florida Man lights off fireworks inside Wendy's restaurant
- Florida Man caught watching solar eclipse while stealing car
- Florida Man swings 4ft alligator towards customers
- Florida Man attempts to steal car that isn't working until police arrived
- Florida Woman arrested for pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Man bites head off hamster
- Florida Man has sex while stealing trailer
- Florida Man attempts to swallow bag of weed while being pulled over by police
- Florida Man banned from beach after allegedly giving sugardaddy business cards to young girls
- Florida Man pissed that AT&T trucks are working outside his house, shoots tires
- Florida Man accidentally kills girlfriend after thinking it was a hog
- Florida Man beats up accused rapist in front of deputies
- Naked Florida Man breaks into neighbor's house to top his burgers with sesame seeds
- Florida Man poops into jewelry parking lot

by i hate sjws August 26, 2017