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floppydickpigdouchebag 

a guy who cant keep his erection up and will react by trying to force his pathetic member inside you anyway with great force

he will then blame you for his own issues and tell all his friends that nothing actually happened anyway

he's the kind of freak that would carry a dead pig around in his bag just in case he does ever manage to sustain his erection and needs something to fuck
"cant believe he did so much damage to you without even keeping his erection .. i feel sorry for the dead pig .. what a floppydickpigdouchebag!"

floppydidoppidy 

"tripping on a banana skin is a floppidioppidy"
"your mother told me you were a floppydidoppidy"
floppydidoppidy by alib192 September 27, 2008

Flappydick 

When someone is extremely annoying and won't stop and is oblivious to how they are acting and how the people around them appear them to be.
Yo man I just talk to Blitzer and wow was he a total Flappydick
Flappydick by KFaded July 21, 2019

floppydickapotamus

A man possessing an unusually large, girthy penis, that while flaccid is suitable for knocking people unconscious when used like a sap.
John is a floppydickapotamus, he was swinging his dick around and almost gave me a black eye.
floppydickapotamus by Aingeal222 November 16, 2010

floppy disc 

a floppy vagina with a lot of skin; the crappy kind
guy: Shit man! My girlfriend has a fucking floppy disc!!
man: hahahahah! sucks fo you!
floppy disc by blu3hat July 25, 2010

Floppy Disc Gang 

Floppy Disc Gang is a british cult ran by british people for british people. The cult's primary goal is to spread the british word "Juncker" all around the internet. Its filled with homophobes and racists, which is a great reason to join the cult.
George: Yo i just joined floppy disc gang

Orwell: Juncker Juncker Juncker Juncker Juncker Juncker Juncker Juncker Juncker Juncker