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floppydickpigdouchebag 

a guy who cant keep his erection up and will react by trying to force his pathetic member inside you anyway with great force

he will then blame you for his own issues and tell all his friends that nothing actually happened anyway

he's the kind of freak that would carry a dead pig around in his bag just in case he does ever manage to sustain his erection and needs something to fuck
"cant believe he did so much damage to you without even keeping his erection .. i feel sorry for the dead pig .. what a floppydickpigdouchebag!"

floppydidoppidy 

verb, to make a stupid mistake
"tripping on a banana skin is a floppidioppidy"
"your mother told me you were a floppydidoppidy"
floppydidoppidy by alib192 September 27, 2008

Flappydick 

When someone is extremely annoying and won't stop and is oblivious to how they are acting and how the people around them appear them to be.
Yo man I just talk to Blitzer and wow was he a total Flappydick
Flappydick by KFaded July 21, 2019

floppydickapotamus

A man possessing an unusually large, girthy penis, that while flaccid is suitable for knocking people unconscious when used like a sap.
John is a floppydickapotamus, he was swinging his dick around and almost gave me a black eye.
floppydickapotamus by Aingeal222 November 16, 2010

floppy disc 

a floppy vagina with a lot of skin; the crappy kind
guy: Shit man! My girlfriend has a fucking floppy disc!!
man: hahahahah! sucks fo you!
floppy disc by blu3hat July 25, 2010

Floppy Disc Gang 

Floppy Disc Gang is a british cult ran by british people for british people. The cult's primary goal is to spread the british word "Juncker" all around the internet. Its filled with homophobes and racists, which is a great reason to join the cult.
George: Yo i just joined floppy disc gang

Orwell: Juncker Juncker Juncker Juncker Juncker Juncker Juncker Juncker Juncker Juncker
Floppy Disc Gang by ThePowkerMan April 20, 2022
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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