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floormance
The act of engaging in romantic/scandalous activity with a person that lives on the same floor as you. Most commonly happens in college dorms or apartments.
person 1: So yeah, I started hooking up with that girl Hannah from down the hall.
person 2: Oh so you have a floormance going?!
person 2: Oh so you have a floormance going?!
floormance by Justy123 January 18, 2009
Related Words
floorbean • Floorbang • Floorbeards • floof bean • Floor banana • Floor Bank • floorboard • floorball • floorganize • Floorbed
Floortentacli
A language developed specifically for the religion of the Floor Tentacles.
It was invented by the Floor Tentacle pope in 2019.
It was invented by the Floor Tentacle pope in 2019.
"We speak Floortentacli here"
Floortentacli by We are the Floor Tentacles January 13, 2020
floorganizer
A sophisticated filing system where by important documents and personal belongings are kept/discarded directly on the floor for easy access, leaving the owner free to do more important things with her/his life than tidying.
floorganizer by Victoria M May 24, 2007
floorganize
floorganize - v.t., to organize all of your stuff into separate piles, on the floor.
Other tenses: floorganization, floorganized, floorganizing
Other tenses: floorganization, floorganized, floorganizing
"Your room is a mess, dude."
"Nah, it's floorganized into separate piles of crap!"
"Growing up we always floorganized all the laundry into separate piles according to wash cycles."
"Nah, it's floorganized into separate piles of crap!"
"Growing up we always floorganized all the laundry into separate piles according to wash cycles."
floorganize by cpninja42 August 7, 2010
Florbenheim
Florbenheim by Razorroms May 17, 2011
floorganize
A method of organization that utilizes floor space to its advantage.
Has the unique characteristic of making vacuuming pointless - and impossible.
Has the unique characteristic of making vacuuming pointless - and impossible.
John's floordrobe was quite well floorganized, although he broke a leg when the fire alarm went off.
floorganize by Cap'n Refsmmat May 7, 2007
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