floorbean

A bean - often baked, though a floorbean can theoretically be of any variety - which is currently on or has been in contact with the floor, usually as a consequence of clumsiness on the part of somebody else.

Were you here yesterday? Dan made floorbeans.

Quit throwing floorbeans at me.

by Roblovski April 29, 2005

floormance

The act of engaging in romantic/scandalous activity with a person that lives on the same floor as you. Most commonly happens in college dorms or apartments.

person 1: So yeah, I started hooking up with that girl Hannah from down the hall.

person 2: Oh so you have a floormance going?!

by Justy123 January 18, 2009

Floortentacli

A language developed specifically for the religion of the Floor Tentacles.

It was invented by the Floor Tentacle pope in 2019.

"We speak Floortentacli here"

by We are the Floor Tentacles January 13, 2020

floorganizer

A sophisticated filing system where by important documents and personal belongings are kept/discarded directly on the floor for easy access, leaving the owner free to do more important things with her/his life than tidying.

That's a very extensive floorganizer you have there Rebecca

by Victoria M May 24, 2007

floorganize

floorganize - v.t., to organize all of your stuff into separate piles, on the floor.

Other tenses: floorganization, floorganized, floorganizing

"Your room is a mess, dude."

"Nah, it's floorganized into separate piles of crap!"

"Growing up we always floorganized all the laundry into separate piles according to wash cycles."

by cpninja42 August 7, 2010

Florbenheim

A term to refer to someone who is mean and or jerkish.

Dude you are so florbenheim

by Razorroms May 17, 2011

floorganize

A method of organization that utilizes floor space to its advantage.

Has the unique characteristic of making vacuuming pointless - and impossible.

John's floordrobe was quite well floorganized, although he broke a leg when the fire alarm went off.

by Cap'n Refsmmat May 7, 2007