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Someone who attempts to ejaculate but fails due to physical, mental, or mechanical reasons.

Verb form: floop.
Definition: Fail miserably at sth.
X: I tried so hard and got so far but in the end, I never came.
Y: Wow, you're such a floopan.

Verb form usage:

Rick: Did you manage to get the alien serum in the portal opener?
Morty: I couldn't find the serum, Rick. I flooped big time.
Rick: You're such a dick, Morty.
Floopan by momalord January 4, 2022
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And adjective used to describe something going at incredible speeds or extreme intensity.
"Super-dooper-extreme-o-bananza fast."
"Any more adjectives, or-?"
"Floopin."
floopin by TheDivinus June 18, 2018

Monuh monuh floopaloop 

What the German lyrics in Nena's "99 Red Balloons" sounds like English speakers.
I was listening to some 80's songs last night and I wear this betty was singing " Monuh monuh floopaloop "

Flopanese 

The language that is spoken by people who are high on amphetamines.
I don't have any idea what they are saying, they must be speaking flopanese.
Flopanese by Bacita Mae Jenkins January 15, 2018
Somone who's extreme sexual fetish's include birds and other winged animals.
Man i cant take chris to the bird sanctuary he's a total floopah!
floopah by ian gwearth August 6, 2009

flooganshnooga 

Is an urban dance usually done while dancing on top of a microwave while wearing a butt-flap and drinking chocolate milk. People who participate in this dance usually flops their arms and legs around like noodles.
This is sometimes done as a means of therapy for those mentally challenged.
My friend was dancing the Flooganshnooga last night in the bathroom.
flooganshnooga by Ima Stankin June 26, 2008
A COMPLETELY REAL AND LEGITIMATE adjective used to describe something at or near its extremity, for example, slow motion frame rate.

Similar terms include:

1. Super-duper
2. Extreme-o
3. Bonanza
Gav: "We can hopefully see that happen... super-duper, extreme-o, bonanza fast."
Dan: "Any more adjectives, or...?"
Gav: "...Floopin."
Floopin by J7MC925 September 21, 2018
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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