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Someone who attempts to ejaculate but fails due to physical, mental, or mechanical reasons.

Verb form: floop.
Definition: Fail miserably at sth.
X: I tried so hard and got so far but in the end, I never came.
Y: Wow, you're such a floopan.

Verb form usage:

Rick: Did you manage to get the alien serum in the portal opener?
Morty: I couldn't find the serum, Rick. I flooped big time.
Rick: You're such a dick, Morty.
Floopan by momalord January 4, 2022
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And adjective used to describe something going at incredible speeds or extreme intensity.
"Super-dooper-extreme-o-bananza fast."
"Any more adjectives, or-?"
"Floopin."
floopin by TheDivinus June 18, 2018
Related Words

Monuh monuh floopaloop 

What the German lyrics in Nena's "99 Red Balloons" sounds like English speakers.
I was listening to some 80's songs last night and I wear this betty was singing " Monuh monuh floopaloop "

Flopanese 

The language that is spoken by people who are high on amphetamines.
I don't have any idea what they are saying, they must be speaking flopanese.
Flopanese by Bacita Mae Jenkins January 15, 2018
Somone who's extreme sexual fetish's include birds and other winged animals.
Man i cant take chris to the bird sanctuary he's a total floopah!
floopah by ian gwearth August 6, 2009

flooganshnooga 

Is an urban dance usually done while dancing on top of a microwave while wearing a butt-flap and drinking chocolate milk. People who participate in this dance usually flops their arms and legs around like noodles.
This is sometimes done as a means of therapy for those mentally challenged.
My friend was dancing the Flooganshnooga last night in the bathroom.
flooganshnooga by Ima Stankin June 26, 2008
A COMPLETELY REAL AND LEGITIMATE adjective used to describe something at or near its extremity, for example, slow motion frame rate.

Similar terms include:

1. Super-duper
2. Extreme-o
3. Bonanza
Gav: "We can hopefully see that happen... super-duper, extreme-o, bonanza fast."
Dan: "Any more adjectives, or...?"
Gav: "...Floopin."
Floopin by J7MC925 September 21, 2018